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Shelbychan. I just really like video games, anime/manga, and cats. 

jackgalaxyhero:

cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

I am guilty of never messaging first with everyone and I just get so anxious that they’re busy or don’t want to talk or … So if you’re friends with me and want to chat.. PLEASE just drop a message. There’s a good chance I want to talk to you too.

jeff-witheys-xbox:

2001 Monsters, Inc.

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2013  Monsters University

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When all these little kids try to get in line on June 21 before us….

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theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*

Yeah, of course you are. Course. You’re my best friend.